Thoughts I Had While Watching the Grammys

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Thoughts I Had While Watching the Grammys - Taylor Swift performs at the Grammy Awards | emma-elsewhere.com (Almost) Three and a half hours worth of thoughts. Brace yourselves.

  1. Ariana Grande looks like Ariana Grande.
  2. TAYLOR WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE ANNA WINTOUR
  3. Selena Gomez is giving me serious mermaid vibes.
  4. Johnny Depp is in a band?!?!
  5. Chrissy Teigen is perfect. A true angel on earth.
  6. Demi's outfit is weird. I'm sorry, it's weird.
  7. I'd wear that body chain though.
  8. I'm bored.
  9. Meghan Trainor didn't mention that she's single?! It's a miracle.
  10. Okay she looks really great. A+ to Meghan Trainor for that hair color and the glam.
  11. Justin Bieber's suit = YES. Justin Bieber's hair color = NO.
  12. So. Many. Cutouts.
  13. I'm bored again.
  14. So Lady Gaga is David Bowie now?
  15. Finally, the actual show.
  16. YES
  17. YES THIS IS WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR
  18. HI TAYLOR, ILY
  19. She's less Anna-y in that jumpsuit
  20. I just want to flash back to her concert.
  21. Those dramatic facial expressions. So Tay.
  22. Is everyone wearing those light up bracelets? Is this a Taylor Swift concert? I'm so on board if it is.
  23. Wait that's it? Okay :(
  24. LL Cool J is hosting this? Start counting the number of times he licks his lips - now.
  25. One.
  26. Can there be an impromptu lip sync battle? Please?
  27. I'm confused again...They're going to broadcast Hamilton....during the Grammys? Okay....
  28. Here's Kendrick's first award of the night. Many many more to come.
  29. Sam Hunt is VERY VERY PRETTY.
  30. This performance definitely needed Carrie. At least for the Grammys.
  31. Why did they make Ariana climb all those stairs :(
  32. Ariana Grande waiting for people to get her joke is me whenever I tell a joke.
  33. The Weeknd sounds even better live than on his album.
  34. Yes, Adele, you LEAD that standing ovation. The Weeknd just killed it.
  35. Selena! You changed!
  36. Poor baby lost her voice :(
  37. Oh, I am SO ON BOARD for this performance.
  38. Wow wowowowowowow these voices. Yes. Yes to this. Straight goddesses, both of you.
  39. LOL at Chris Stapleton's shoutout to Taylor. Everyone is still covered in glitter.
  40. Can we get James Corden on Lipsync Battle? Just an idea.
  41. Mmmm John Legend singing one of my favorite songs. *heart eye emoji*
  42. Demi, this look is SO MUCH BETTER.
  43. LIONEL CHEERING FOR DEMI MAKES MY HEART SO HAPPY.
  44. LIONEL YOU ARE A CUTIE PIE.
  45. Luke Bryan?! Where did you come from?!
  46. No Luke, YOU look so fine.
  47. I just appreciate Meghan Trainor so much more as a redhead. Kill it, girl.
  48. YES Lionel needed to be on stage.
  49. CHRISSY TEIGEN'S LITTLE PREGNANT SHUFFLE DANCE
  50. Who knew I liked Lionel Richie so much??
  51. Ryan Seacrest is everywhere always.
  52. Little Big Town singing Girl Crush? Time for a bathroom break.
  53. What'd I miss?
  54. Ooooh acapella. Yes please.
  55. Stevie Wonder just played us all.
  56. OKAY STEVIE you turned this moment from a joke into an important one.
  57. Okay, Tay, I love you but why is the camera on you when Ed won??
  58. Stop panning to Taylor. Let Ed have his moment.
  59. Awwww look at Ed's parents!!
  60. TAKE IT EEAAASSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYY
  61. James Bay's Let It Be has been on repeat on my iPod for WEEKS. So happy to hear it live.
  62. THE GRAMMYS IS THREE AND A HALF HOURS LONG?! Oh hell no.
  63. I did not know what I was getting myself into.
  64. Okay time for Hamilton.
  65. This kind of feels like the Grammys exploiting the popularity of a broadway show for ratings. Like when has the Grammys ever cared?
  66. Lots of hype around Kendrick Lamar tonight. So ready for this performance.
  67. Wow. Wow wow. Let me just say - it wasn't just hype. Kendrick killed it.
  68. POWERFUL.
  69. Okay the whole concept of the live music video was very very cool. Get it, Gwen.
  70. Petition to boycott super slow songs from being performed at the Grammys.
  71. OH MY GOD ADELE IS COMING
  72. ADELE SONGS DON'T COUNT AS SUPER SLOW SONGS
  73. Adele is a beautiful angel.
  74. Thank you for not singing Hello.
  75. All I Ask is my favorite song on the album. I can die happy now.
  76. I'm starting to get tired.
  77. There's still an hour and a half left?!
  78. Justin Bieber is always great live.
  79. Show Selena!
  80. I wonder if Taylor is giving him side-eye.
  81. #Squad
  82. Confession: still reallllly attracted to Justin Bieber.
  83. Justin dances like I do: a lot of jumping and a lot of arm waving.
  84. Awwww the emotion from Meghan Trainor <3
  85. OMG Lady Gaga doing David Bowie is incredible.
  86. This layover effect they have going on is so cool.
  87. I wish all tributes were this energetic.
  88. And colorful!
  89. But that's David Bowie for you.
  90. Nobody could have done this better than Gaga.
  91. This is what you get when a talented performer pays tribute to a talented performer.
  92. That was so satisfyingly amazing.
  93. Would you guys be mad if I stopped watching?
  94. I feel like I've seen all the good parts.
  95. I'm really only here for the performances.
  96. All I'm saying is that Pitbull is the supposed finale.
  97. I'm not staying here for another hour to watch Pitbull.
  98. Grammys, you've been great....
  99. But hopefully next year you'll be better.
  100. More Taylor Swift, and less Pitbull please!